🚨 👉 Quick correction—because believe it or not, the real story is way worse than the one that’s been going around.
🚨 Correcting the details of the Rifle on the Trunk: The Real Story 🚨
A confidential source has corrected the record, and it’s even worse than what was originally floating around. That rifle sitting on the back of the 3 million payout’s car? It wasn’t hers. It belonged to a patrol officer—who set it on her trunk for a second. 3M aka 213 (3 million NOT 3 Mary) came up, didn’t bother to check her own damn car, and drove off with it.
And let’s be real: This woman wouldn’t know a rifle from her own 🍑. My source told me that a guy once told him she had to ask another officer how to break down her Glock 🔫 after a qualification because she’d never done it before. I wasn’t there, so I don’t know. However, that seems par for the course. No way she had a rifle; She would have never made it through the rifle program. At the time of this mess, she was already a lieutenant.
But here’s the part most people don’t know: she wasn’t just clueless, she was careless. She parked downtown to grab coffee ☕, and a citizen actually told her, “Hey, there’s a rifle on your trunk.” She ignored him and walked inside. It took a bike officer 🚴♂️ to finally secure the weapon before anyone could stroll off with it.
That’s not leadership—that’s negligence on display. And instead of being held accountable, this is the kind of clown show 🤡 that somehow keeps getting promoted in SPD. Fuck up, move up. Fail upward, bury the truth, and call it “leadership.” Seattle’s brass couldn’t lead a duck 🦆 to water, but they’ll happily lead this city straight into the ground. 🌎🔥
Huge thank you to the retired officer who corrected the record on this fiasco. 🙏 Without you, the public would still be spoon-fed the sanitized, half-baked “official version.” You gave the receipts and the backstory—and it’s uglier than anyone thought.
This is why insiders matter. While the brass are busy polishing their résumés and hiding their screwups, it’s the people who actually did the job who keep the truth alive. 👊
To the retirees who aren’t afraid to call bullshit: you’re the reason the lies don’t stick. The department may try to bury the past, but with sources like you, the skeletons don’t stay in the closet—they fall out holding rifles left on car trunks. 💀🔫🚗
Always feel free to correct me—I’ll keep your name out of it.
👉🏻 Maybe we need the details on the Ballard LA Fitness incident, treatment of female officers, the collision and more?
3 million? Girl, no.
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