NEWS FLASH: I Don’t Give One Fat Fuck 🚨📰

My blog analytics are on fire. 🔥📊
Was it something I said? Hell yes. 😏
I don’t type drunk 🍷, I don’t type sloppy 💀, and I don’t type lies 🚫. If it’s in here, it’s because it’s true. And if the truth pisses you off, that’s your problem, not mine. 💣

Now—let’s get real. ⚡

These assclowns are willing to risk it all for $1000… while making over $300k a year 💸💰. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. Are you brain dead? 🧠💀 Seattle cannot operate with this type of shit going on.
It can’t.
It will never get better. It will only get worse. 😤

Man, it’s so embarrassing that I even worked there at all. 🤦‍♀️

Let’s call it what it is: a bribe.
A bribe is money or a favor given or promised to influence the judgment or conduct of a person in a position of trust.

I care about my community ❤️. I was paid well 💰. A thousand bucks to a cop isn’t life-changing. But apparently, for some of these overpaid clowns, if it’s on the table, it’s fair game. It just screams “in your face corruption.”

YO - Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. ⚠️

Fishing from the company pond? 🎣🐟
And that’s exactly how blackmail is created 💀🕵️‍♂️. And believe me when I tell you—that pond has been fished. It’s been fished really, really, really Hard. 🐟💸

In a world where TRUTH has to reign ⚖️✨, the dirt and deceit will eventually surface… like a Lake Union floater 🛶💀🤮.

And here’s the kicker—
It won’t just stink 🤢—
It’ll drag every last one of them under 🌊, chew them up 🦈, and spit them out for the world to pick clean. 🪦 The truth does that & Im here for it. 🎟️

By the way, I make NO apologies for my colorful language 💥💬.
So if some goody two-shoes or bore comes at me about it? Rethink that. ✋🏻Almost all of us talk like this 😏💣. And if they say otherwise, they’re lying. Flat out. No sugarcoating, no excuses. That’s just reality—and I call it like I see it. 🏹

SO, what will that crazy bitch (me) say next?

Cheers🍻💀