Enough Already: Washington Can’t Quit 2020 🚩
Jesus Christ—COVID was FIVE. FUCKING. YEARS. AGO. 😤
And yet here we are, Washington state still playing pandemic cosplay 🎭, dropping a million-dollar fine 💸 on a diner because they didn’t strap on their government-issued face diaper 😷. A million bucks. For feeding people. You’ve got to be shitting me.
This isn’t about health. It never fucking was. It’s about control. It’s about making sure you peasants obey. Meanwhile, the same spineless assholes writing the rules were out maskless 🍷, laughing it up at their little dinner parties, traveling like nothing was wrong ✈️, owning stock in 💉and flipping you the bird the entire time. Oh, you couldn’t visit your dying grandma—but they could fly to Hawaii. Fuck off. Over there. 👉
And now they want to pretend like they’re the guardians of public health? 🤡 Please. These clowns couldn’t protect a goldfish. 🐟
Here’s the truth: Washington leadership (including Seattle police leadership) doesn’t care about your health, your business, or your family. They care about power. And the easiest way to keep power is to make an example out of anyone who dared to tell them to shove it. Bankrupt a diner in Lewis County, scare a thousand others into silence. Classic fear tactic bullshit.
But here’s the kicker—out here in the real world, nobody’s buying this stupid shit anymore. We’re done sanitizing Amazon boxes 📦 like lunatics. We’re done duct-taping masks to our faces just to grab milk 🥛. (Not that we did anyhow) We’re done playing in Inslee’s / Fergie’s COVID clown circus 🤡🎪. That shit show left town years ago.
And honestly, the only thing contagious left in Washington isn’t a virus. It’s government overreach 🦠—spreading faster than COVID ever did, and way more toxic.
So congrats, Olympia. You bankrupted a fucking diner 👏. You proved you can strong-arm the little guy. Big whoop. Meanwhile, the rest of us are living in 2025, breathing free 🌬️, flipping the bird 🖕 to your pathetic power grab, and laughing our asses off 🤣 at how desperate you still look clinging to 2020.
Fuck your fines. Fuck your fake “safety.” Fuck your pearl-clutching. We’re done. Like, put a damn fork in it….D-O-N-E.🚪
ps -Enjoy conservative Idaho— you’ve left this place an absolute shithole that’s in a mountain of debt. You’re a real winner. So is sideshow Bob.
OMG - Is it in the water?
F-CAW-F 🐦⬛
