Penis Parade or Llama Drama? You Decide 🦙 🍆

So I’m deep in my craft cave—aka Hobby Lobby exploded in here—and I decide it’s time to dig into my paper stash for some junk journaling. You know, that stash we all hoard like apocalypse preppers but with glitter.

I grab this sheet of pink-and-tan paper, and my first thought?

👉 “Weird… when the fuck did I order penis paper?”

Like, straight-up, no hesitation. Dicks. All over it.

So I lean in, squint like I’m deciphering hieroglyphics, then slap my glasses on.

“Ohhhhhhhhhh. Llamas. It’s llamas.” 🦙

Not penises. Just smug little llamas staring back at me like, “Gotcha, bitch.”

But honestly… penis paper would be fucking hysterical. 🤣 Where do I even get that? Etsy? Some shady underground scrapbooking speakeasy? Hell, maybe I’ll just design it myself—“Jessica’s Junk Journaling Dick Prints™.”

✨ Now available in 12”x12”, waterproof, glitter-optional. Perfect for birthdays, divorces, and reminding yourself that life’s too short for boring-ass paper. ✨

Anyway, I’ll post a pic of this llama/penis optical illusion sheet so you can judge for yourself. Penis parade or llama drama? You tell me.