From Frenemy to Cactus in 3 Easy Steps 🌵

Listen, when I left my job I didn’t go quietly. In fact, I’m still not quiet. Some people are like, “You can’t say that!” or “Holy shit, you put that on the internet?!” Yep. I sure did. Regrets? None. Zero. Zilch. The truth is a disinfectant 🧼—and let me tell you, there is some serious gangrene going around here 🤢.

Which brings me to the people who got cactused. 🌵 Bounced. Blocked. See ya. Byeeeeee. And here’s the wild part—for every one that gets tossed, another pops in with a friend request. Yo, here’s the dealio: are you here to participate, vibe, and be part of my chaos—or are you sliding in just to report back to the other cactuses?

If it’s the latter, nah. Hard pass. 🚫 I don’t need you anywhere near my life. I’m fine exactly how it is. You can’t fire me. You can’t take my birthday away. And I sure as hell don’t need frenemies. They’re douche canoes, and I said what I said.

Ooops, can I say that on the internet?
FUCK IT, yo. I say what I want. I mean what I say. And I make no apologies. Period.