🚀 SPACE STATION TIBERIA: WHERE THE REAL CHAOS HAPPENED 🚀

So picture this: six of us—me, Mike, Penny, Jim, Austin, and Brielle—ready to save Earth from a meteor the size of Texas. No pressure, right? Now, let me break it down for you: four of us are pushin’ 60, and the last time we were video game champs, we were zapping pixelated aliens in Asteroids and gobbling up dots in Pac-Man. 🎮 To say we were out of our league is like saying a goldfish might struggle with quantum physics.

We walk into this empty room, and the staff? Already giving us side-eye. Why? Because we couldn’t stop laughing like a bunch of kids at a fart joke convention. Virtual reality? For us? That’s like giving a Rubik’s cube to a cat and expecting it to solve world hunger.

Now, Mike and Austin are driving this bus. Austin’s a natural—he’s grown up with this VR stuff. And Mike? The man’s a problem-solving genius, but he was getting frustrated faster than your Wi-Fi crapping out during the season finale of your favorite show. 🤯 But hold onto your space helmets, because here’s where it gets really good. Jim, our walking encyclopedia, is just standing there, staring at all the flashing lights and buttons like he’s suddenly become fluent in Martian. Then he throws his hands up and says, “I don’t f’n get it!” 😂 And what does he do next? He plops right down on the floor of the space station, totally checked out, like he’s waiting for an Uber to pick him up from this cosmic dumpster fire.

Meanwhile, Mike’s losing his mind, yelling, “There’s too many of us in here!” because we’re all over the place, pressing buttons like we’re playing a game of Whac-A-Mole on steroids. Penny, Bri, and I? We’re just following orders from the Dynamic Duo. Mike’s barking commands like a drill sergeant, Austin’s cool as a cucumber, and Jim’s still chillin’ on the floor, not even pretending to care what’s going on.

But here’s the kicker: despite the chaos, the confusion, and the fact that none of us had any damn clue what we were doing, we somehow managed to save the freakin’ planet! 🌍 And guess what? No one pee’d their pants from laughing too hard, no one ran face-first into a wall, and we all made it out alive. That’s what I call a win! ✨ Will we play again? F**k yeah, we will!