🚨 Seattle’s Chief Clown Show: Shon Barnes, Bonus Bandits & the $2 Million Heist 💀🎪💸
Seattle, strap the fuck in. The circus isn’t coming — it’s already here, and the ringmaster is none other than Chief Shon Barnes. Also, hat tip to Jason Rantz, the one journalist actually telling the truth while everyone else plays dress-up. Without him, we’d have no clue how deep the swamp runs. Barnes? A man who failed a polygraph, has a history of retaliation and mismanagement in Madison, and somehow thinks every “leadership opportunity” is a personal payday.
💸 Bonuses Stolen From Officers
Here’s a concept: bonuses are supposed to go to the officers actually doing the fucking work. But Barnes and his cronies? They fucked the system by exploiting the loophole:
Barnes & Underwood pocketed $1,000 each
Deputy Chief Andre Sayles & Assistant Chief Nicole Powell grabbed $50,000 apiece
Yes, that’s money meant for the cops keeping Seattle from burning. Instead, it went straight into the brass’s fat pockets. Barnes even opened an “investigation” to find the leaker exposing this shit. Public information, dipshit. PUBLIC. INFORMATION. 🍽️💀
I know it. You know it. We all know it. That money isn’t meant for you. Your worthless ass is already making $350k/yr. But, shady people do shady shit.
💎 $2 Million Jewelry Heist: Situational Awareness FAIL
Four masked thieves walk into Menashe & Sons last Thursday, rip off $2 million in jewelry, just yards from where the amazing Chief Barnes was having lunch. But wait, he leapt up from his seat and arrested the thieves. Ya, right. Nope he sat on his ass and didn’t do a fucking thing. Completely oblivious. Situational awareness? Ever heard of it, Chief? Every cop knows the basics: eyes on the perimeter, alert, ready for chaos. Barnes? Missed the memo. Total worthless turd. 🔥🚓💎
🎤 Big Sean Saw It Too
Even celebrities see the shitshow. Big Sean walks back to his hotel and sees a woman smoking crack in front of kids, cops feet away doing…nothing. Seattle streets are now open-air drug dens, and the leadership? Leadership? What’s that?
🧠 History of Corruption & Mismanagement
Barnes’ record in Madison reads like a how-to guide for shitty leadership:
Retaliates against whistleblowers
Hires shady cronies
Lets investigations vanish into thin air
Failed polygraph? ✅
Ethics? Fucking non-existent ✅
Pattern of abusing authority? ✅
And yet here he is, running SPD like a goddamn ATM, leaving rank-and-file cops to bleed on the streets while he pockets bonuses.
👀 Officers Left Holding the Bag
Short-staffed
Covering dangerous beats with zero backup
Facing retaliation for speaking out
Working mandatory overtime because the brass can’t run a department
Meanwhile, Barnes jets back to Wisconsin three days a week, doing what? Who the fuck knows. He’s worthless anyhow.
❌ City Hall Enables the Circus
Mayor Bruce Harrell and the City Council? Yep. Signed off on this shit.
Failed polygraph? ✅
Bonus theft? ✅
Ignoring officer safety and situational awareness? ✅
Seattle, is there not one honest soul left willing to take the badge seriously? Why the fuck is this tolerated?
🃏 DivestSPD Rotten Apple Potential
And let’s not forget — the DivestSPD Rotten Apple playing cards. . Maybe it’s time Seattle’s leadership starts earning its own deck.
⚠️ The Bottom Line
SPD? Meant to be Seattle Police Department. Now it might as well stand for:
Selfish
Paid
Dirty
From failed polygraphs, $50,000+ bonus theft, the $2 million jewelry heist, to streets awash with open-air drug use— this isn’t leadership. It’s looting in daylight, and it’s happening while the city collapses.
Seattle, PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP. Demand resignations, audits, and leaders who actually protect and serve, not just their wallets. The clown show is here, and if Barnes and his bonus bandits keep running it, things will only get worse, dirtier, and more embarrassing. 🎪🔥💣
I’m on the other side of the state or I’d be first in line; I’d also probably be suspended shortly thereafter. The TRUTH is always worth it.
What’s done in darkness always comes out in the light.
